Pink castles,
00:00 — The unicorn massacre
Ep. 01
Kiki has one problem.
Everyone she kills falls in love with her.
Her name is Kiki.
She's smiling.
N° 01 — She's 22.
91 players are left on the island. This one wants her dead.
BYE BYE, PRINCESS!
Wrong princess, bitch.
79 players remaining ♡78 players remaining ♡
She shoots the rocket.
It explodes in the bear's face.
His head bursts into a cloud of pink confetti and blood.
A giant holographic message appears above the island.
Everybody loves you.
Below her, a beautiful candy-colored island.
enormous mushrooms,
rainbow waterfalls,
floating shopping malls.
Pink castles,
enormous mushrooms,
rainbow waterfalls,
floating shopping malls.
00:20 — The little friend
Kiki lands on the roof of a giant strawberry-shaped supermarket.
The dead bear suddenly reappears beside her.
Except now he's a tiny, adorable teddy bear,
no bigger than a hamster.
Just died
Not angry
Not leaving
New friend
Mr.
Hiiii! I'm Mr. Cuddles!
Kiki looks down.
Oh, great. Another one.
The teddy bear climbs onto her shoulder.
You killed me! We're best friends now!
Shut up.
I LOVE YOU!
Kiki throws him off the roof.
He instantly teleports back onto her shoulder.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!
00:45 — The supermarket
Kiki crashes through the supermarket skylight.
Inside, a girl dressed as a magical princess is executing players
with a gigantic chainsaw shaped like a rainbow.
A man crawls across the floor, missing an arm.
PLEASE!
The princess drops the chainsaw through his chest.
Pink blood floods the white tiles.
YAY! ANOTHER FRIEND!
The dead man transforms into a tiny smiling cupcake.
The cupcake joins a small army of adorable creatures following her.
Kiki watches from behind a shelf.
That's disgusting.
Mr. Cuddles whispers in her ear.
She has seventeen friends.
So?
They make her stronger.
The princess turns.
OH MY GOD!
She starts running toward Kiki with the screaming chainsaw.
Everybody loves you.
with Kiki · Mr. Cuddles
End of episode 01 ♡

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